Ha ha! Mr. MeowMeow aka Quill aka Dude, kitten thief extraordinaire, first stole Ru's tree, and now, I stole her blog. Yeah, I know, she already wrote one. But then, she left it open. Ru is wayyyy too uppity. She thinks she owns the house and runs the world just because she's a cat. Guess what? I'm a cat, too. Two can play at this game.
I spent all week long running up and down that awesome "jungle gym," knocking everything off I could. I tug at one and then another, hoping to knock it off. I was sad to see the most breakable ornaments get put back into a box. That would have been super awesome fun to actually break stuff. Instead, I just get to toss stuff off. Each day, I challenge myself to toss off more stuff than I did the day before. Tomorrow, I'll pull off the most things of all! So, the people keep putting the things back on the tree. It's my tree, and I will kill it! I will keep tugging at the stubborn ones 'til they come off. This is the best thing ever.
Paige: are you sure we should, mr. meowmeow? i mean, the people worked so hard on this tree. they must like it the way it is.
Me: Ah, sweet Paige, if they didn't want it to suffer, they shouldn't have made it so shiny and dangly. They're practically begging me to dismember it. Never have you seen a cat as happy as me. I hope they leave this thing up all year long! So it can die! Again! And again! And again!
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