[Dogs don't get it, either.]
[It had to die.]
I really really really hate costumes. I really really hate how much my people leave with the words "Christmas" on their lips. I really really really really hate how my person comes home with presents that contain fake cats, as if I'm not enough. Just makes me feel grumpy. I beheaded one, but they repaired it. They just don't get it.
[Grr]
But nothing makes me feel more grumpy than all this costume business. And Christmas seems to involve a LOT of costumes. They wear silly hats with bells and robes and wings and all these things I can't hope to understand and don't want to.
[Something is really wrong with a dog that doesn't object to this.]
I just can't wait until this Christmas stuff goes away again. Except my lovely, green, tree-shaped jungle gym with lots of spangly stuff on it. Leave me that and send away everything else.
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