[The Pedestal]
Ruru the Cat here. So my people brought home yet another cat pedestal on which we put ourselves, so they can worship us. I thought it looked pretty nifty. See that box at the top? I can imagine that would be a great little box to sit in, so everyone could see us well.
[My beautiful cat tree. MINE. Not theirs.]
It's not nearly as awesome as my giant cat tree. It's not even as decent as my old cat tree. But I was all prepared to break it in. I saw it, so I claimed it. Then, it disappeared upstairs, into the room that used to be mine. I hear Phoenix, Paige, and Varya love to sit in it 'cuz it's a comfy, soft box. Let me tell you to show a cat a lovely, comfy spot like that then to tear it away before a cat has the chance to even try it out is just not right. It's definitely NOT the way to worship a cat correctly. To worship a cat, you have to give her what she wants. And I want that new cat tree thing NOW. Why does no one ever listen to me?
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