Another Monster in My House

[Look at that monster.]

Ruru the Cat here.  Our neighbors/my people's relatives must think they're funny.  They brought this NEW dog into my house.  For several minutes, they had me going, making me think it was going to stay.  I don't even want the dogs I HAVE.  What would make them think I'd want another one?  

[Keep your distance, beast.]

Fortunately, I didn't have to get anywhere near that monster.  I've seen their other dogs.  These things start out small and grow to full-blown YETI size.  I seriously think this one is going to do the same.  It's like they put some kind of growth potion on those little things to make them HUGE. At least our dogs stay small and less scary. I let my dogs go sniff it instead.  I don't have to smell it to know I don't want it here.  It's a DOG.  

[See Bean's ears flat to his head? Yeah. That sums it up for me.  

Bean acted freaked out by the thing, so at least he has some brain cells.  The other two acted like they wanted to be its best friend.  Once those people left with their fat little dog thing, I breathed a sigh of relief.  But then, my people came back yesterday smelling like they'd touched it, like they may invite it back in.  Just say no to dogs.  Not kidding.