Ruru the Cat here. So, remember how these people and their baby and toddler and big, huge mountain with fur and teeth used to come here all the time? THEY'RE BACK. Not kidding. I hate to scare you, but if it happens to me, it could happen to you.
And here's what's worse than the one toddler and their monster dog: the baby who used to sit still and behave has morphed into another toddler! Two toddlers have taken over my house! With two of these monsters and their monster dog, all six of us cats have laid low all weekend. I mean, the dog mostly lays around, though he sometimes rumbles through the house. The really truly scary thing is the double toddler trouble because they're just the right size to chase us around everywhere.
And they don't hold STILL. At all. Ever. They're constantly pounding around, making noise, spilling stuff (not such a bad thing if they spill the RIGHT stuff), hauling everything around... Whose bright idea was it to bring such odd pets into our house? I want them to go AWAY. Like FAR away. 'cuz there's nothing in this whole world scarier than a toddler except TWO toddlers.
No comments:
Post a Comment