Ruru the Cat here. I smell the enemy, especially when I pass the forbidden door by my people's room. We animals are not allowed in there. Sometimes, Phoenix the One-Eyed Wonder will sneak in there just by her persistence with doors. She sits in front of doors, whether she wants to go in or not. Front doors, back doors, doesn't matter. Something's not right with that cat. She's wired funny. Even the people have caught on. So I know a cat can get in there, but they usually keep it closed. Probably because anytime it's open, the dumb dogs go in there and pee on the floor. Nasty beasties.
Anyway, a new resident took up the space there. I hear it's because our neighbors with the yetis and that annoying little spotted mutt that sometimes came here moved away. The enemy cat smells like them. And evil cat. By evil, I mean anyone that's not me, especially strangers. I run by that room fast. I haven't seen him yet, but I have heard him. He's LOUD and NEEDY. He sits around, demanding humans come in and pet him ALL THE TIME. I can't imagine why they brought the enemy in past their front door. Cats are like vampires, I think. They can only get in if you let them in.
Don't we have enough and too many non-me cats? Like I said, once you have an amazing cat like me, you don't need anyone else. You can just pet me. All the time. I can't believe they'd let a needy cat like the enemy into MY house. Without even asking me. Seriously. One day, someone will realize I'm the queen of the world. In the meantime, I'm stuck hearing the enemy whine.
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