[TP? Who needs it? Source.]
Ruru the Cat here. I keep hearing all the people around here and elsewhere freaking about the corona something. I don't get it. I thought Corona was something nasty humans drink. I don't get why that's leading to mass hysteria. Humans keep worrying about lack of toilet paper. Cats have that dealt with this nicely, no need to rush anywhere and buy anything. And washing hands? Same thing. I have this awesome sanitary tongue. But you can't borrow it. Humans are gross.
[School? Who needs it? Source]
And no school or school at home? I don't get school's purpose, anyway. It just takes my person away from me. I'm all about her staying home. I'm also all about my person's mom working less. It means I get more attention. Not kidding. I'm not seeing any downside here, unless other people are supposed to come here to go to this school something. That would be a nightmare. I just don't need warm bodies here that I can't claim. See last week's blog.
[Food I can't find myself? Who needs it? Source.]
And the food supply? No worries. We can catch mice. We can hunt down table scraps if there are any. If any bugs come by, we can get those, too, for extra protein. Besides, there's always the magical food dish that refills itself every night. If you don't have one, you should get one.
[Just be me.]
See? There's no reason to freak out. Just stay home. Lounge around on the sofa. Lick yourself and catch mice. I do all of that all the time, anyway. Just be a cat. Then, you don't have any worries.
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