Ruru the Cat here. People are always shoving goofy things in my face as if I'm supposed to find them interesting. Seriously. All I want is snuggles. And food. Lots of food. Is that too much to ask? Instead, people are doing these weird things to me. There's only one stuffed something I want in my face, and that's the one above.
Not this one:
Definitely not this one:
And this bizarre flashy one is right out:
My people also think it's funny to stick me in a hat.
It's not. See that smothered furry thing at the bottom? That's me. Not happy. Better a hat, though, than this number:
Or worse yet, this one:
Tape=suck. Lots of suck. If you pull this crap on me, I'll hide here:
Or maybe here:
I'll be tired, but at least I'll be safe. And you'll never find me. Consider yourself warned, crazy person.
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