Weird Stuff Outside

[Weird stuff outside my house: source]

 Ruru the Cat here. I just haven't felt like blogging. But weird things have been going on outside my house recently. First, my people started shoving dirt around. Why? Got me. Maybe they wanted their own litter box? I highly recommend it. It beats that big, white water dish in the bathroom humans like to sit on. Anyway, then, they put out grass. All over outside. That stuff looks interesting. I'd like to play with that. If only they'd bring it inside. But going outside? Not worth it. 

[What the what the?]

Then, weirder things still showed up outside my house. I think they're some kind of bird. I can see them through the window. My people call them chickens, but this doesn't look a thing like the white meat my people feed me in cat food cans and on the plates I steal from. Are they related? I don't know. I think this weird thing may be some two-legged skunk. My people have really weird tastes in pets. 

[Maybe a little less weird. Source]

There are others out there that look almost as weird, maybe a little like a vulture or turkey or something. It's like someone plucked them. Which makes them look a little yummy, actually. Like a cooked chicken. I don't know where my people are finding these crazy things. And why they need any pets besides me.. 

[Normal chickens: source]

The other ones look more or less like chickens I've seen in books but still nothing like the tasty meat I like to eat. I hear my people got them because these birds eat the bugs that kill the plants around here. Seriously? We cats LIKE bugs. They're so much fun to hunt. Why do we need feather-brained birds when we're here? I will honestly never understand humans.