[I'm too cute to be stuck into a room all by myself.]
Then Scoutie, my brother, was teasing me about watching TV. I do NOT watch TV. That's a person thing, and I am not a person. I do not watch TV. So I was thinking about talking about that, how I do not nor ever have watched TV.
[Scoutie, appearing to do laundry, which is a human thing. Then he teases me about doing human stuff. Brothers are a pain.]
But then Scoutie left. Like, left left. He sometimes goes outside to hunt mice or something. But he left to be with his people. I don't know that I'll ever see him again, and I don't know how I feel about that. I got used to having him around. I liked snuggling him. I didn't like how he ate all the dog food before I could get to it, to the point my people started calling him the funny-looking puppy. But now, he's gone and can't tease me about watching TV or letting myself get locked in rooms or anything. Is this a sad thing that he won't be here anymore to snuggle me? Is it a happy thing that he can't make himself fat off my dog food anymore?
I don't know. But if you show me how this remote control works and get out of the way of my TV, I don't have to think about it anymore.
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